"CRider" (crider) 06/19/2015 at 05:28 • Filed to: None

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Leon711 > CRider 06/19/2015 at 05:42

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Hot Takes Salesman > CRider 06/19/2015 at 07:08

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You’re walking in the woods.

There’s no one around, but suddenly, you spot him

Nicolas Cage

Hot Takes Salesman > Hot Takes Salesman 06/19/2015 at 07:09

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He’s following you, about thirty feet back

He goes down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

HE’S GAINING ON YOU

Nicolas Cage

Nibby > CRider 06/19/2015 at 08:45

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spanfucker retire bitch > Hot Takes Salesman 06/19/2015 at 09:00

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Actual Cannibal Nicolas Cage.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Leon711 06/19/2015 at 09:13

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So disturbing.

Hot Takes Salesman > spanfucker retire bitch 06/19/2015 at 11:14

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Almost as good as Shia LeBeouf

Although I doubt Nic Cage’s ability to “DO IT! JUST, DOOOO IT!”